Had I been in the UK, the chances are that I would have been arrested – quite wrongly, I must stress – for indecent exposure, writes Peter Clayton.
But I was in fashionable Le Touquet, relieving myself in the fashionable unisex loos of a fashionable bar. Suddenly, the door swung open and in came the cleaning lady who started mopping between my feet as I stood, minding my own business, facing the urinal.

AS people become more aware of the impact their travel plans have on the environment, schemes have been introduced where you pay a small fee that goes towards a sustainable project.
UNLESS you have experience in property and construction there is a good chance you are going to have to call upon the services of a builder or artisan.
AN important thing to remember when buying a property in France is that it could be on the market with more than one estate agent.
A HOUSE with a difference is set to be built in Normandy, making use of old tyres, bottles, cans and piles of rubbish.
FARMING in France still holds an important position in the psyche of many people, both from a cultural perspective and an economic one.
I RECEIVED an email recently from a single parent who is looking to head to France with two young children.
GAINING an understanding of the financial arrangements of a move to France can be both a challenging, and re-assuring, thing as it helps answer a number of questions.
I RECENTLY asked for your thoughts on what you should ask of estate agents, especially in light of the handsome commissions some earn from property sales.
FRANCE is a hugely popular country to visit but in many areas there can be an oversupply of gîte accommodation.